What do you call a pig with good table manners?

Sick.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog!

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Streaky bacon!

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

…A piiig

What do you call an oversize motorcycle for pigs?

A hog hog.

What do you call pigs in a demolition derby?

Crashing boars.

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

A pig tail!

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.

What do you get if you cross pigs with a lot of grapes ?

A swine gut !