What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a canary?

I don’t know, but when it sits on your electric wire and sings, all your lights go out

What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What do you say to a naked pig?

“I never sausage a body.”

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What famous pig actor made a movie about Frankenswine?

Boaris Karloff.

What goes “knio, knio?

” A backward pig.

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What is a pigs favourite ballet?

Swine Lake!