Teacher: Didn't you hear me call you?Pupil: But you said not to answer you ... Read more

Teacher: Did your parents help you with these homework problems?Pupil: No I got them all wrong by ... Read more

Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of school this morning.Class: Hooray!Teacher: We will have the other half this ... Read more

Teacher: Can you tell me something important that didn't exist 100 years ago ?Pupil: Me ... Read more

Teacher: Can you count to 10?Fred: Yes, teacher-one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.Teacher: Now go on from there.Fred: Jack, Queen, ... Read more

Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is roundPupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so ... Read more

Teacher: Fred, I'm glad to see your writing has improved.Pupil: Thank youTeacher: Now I can see how bad your spelling is though ... Read more

Teacher: Fred can you find me Australia on the map please ?Pupil: There it is Teacher: Now, Louise, who discovered Australia ?Pupil: Fred did ... Read more

Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow?Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the ... Read more

Teacher: I hope I didn't see you looking at Fred's test paper.Pupil: I hope you didn't see me ... Read more