Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Don’t worry sir there isn’t enough there to drown him !

Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !

Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Don’t worry sir, they don’t eat much !

Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !That’s not a worm sir, it’s your sausage ?

Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, it’s the hot water that kills them.

Waiter, there’s a dead fly in my soup!What do you expect for $1 – a live one?

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup !Yes, it’s the rotting meat that attracts them !

Waiter, there’s a fly in my custard !I’ll fetch him a spoon sir !

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Don’t worry sir, the spider on the breadroll will get ’em.

Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!Couldn’t be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.