Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They don’t seem to care what they eat do they sir !

Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup !Yes sir, and I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !

Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup !No its not, it’s a piece of dirt that looks like one !

Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Don’t worry sir I’ll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, I’ll get the fly spray !

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!I know, but unfortunately we are out of turtle.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe I’ve forgotten it when I removed the other three.

Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!

Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup !Don’t worry sir, he won’t last long in there !