Waiter, waiter! There’s a wasp in my dessert. So that’s where they go to in the winter.

Waiter, waiter! There’s a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! It’s no good, sir, he’s frightened of them, too.

Waiter, waiter, do you have frog’s legs?

Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!

Waiter, waiter! What’s this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?

Oh, that one ?

he comes here every night.

Waiter, waiter, this lobster’s only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.

Waiter, waiter, there’s a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, it’s the fly’s day off.

Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?

Skiing sir !

Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?

Not him again, he’s in here every night !

Waiter, what is this stuff?

That’s bean salad sir.I know what it’s been, but what is it now?

Waiter, what’s this bug doing waltzing around my table !It’s the band, sir, they are playing his tune !