One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a sudden they heard a yell: ‘HELP! HELP!’When the boys got to the noise they saw Bill Clinton in a lake drowning. The three boys saved him from drowning. Bill Clinton asks the first boy how he could ever repay him. The boy said, ‘I want a boat.’The second boy said ‘I want a truck.’ And the third boy said, ‘I want three tombstones with arenames all on them.’ Bill Clinton said, ‘why is that son?

‘ The little boy said, ‘because when my Dad finds out that wesaved you, he is going to kill us all!’