Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper.'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money ... Read more

Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. 'I've lost five cents,' sobbed Johnny.'Don't worry,' said his dad kindly.' Here's five more for you,'At this Johnny howled louder than ever.'Now what is it ?' ... Read more

Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?'His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?'Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've ... Read more

Mother: Why did you just swallow the money I gave you ?Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money ... Read more

My sister fell in love at second sight. When she first met him she didn't know how rich he ... Read more

One evening, a Counselor saw Max on his hands and knees. 'What are you doing?' she asked.'I'm looking for my dollar bill,' Max replied. 'I lost it down the road.''Why don't you look for it there?''Because the light's ... Read more

Q: What do you call counterfeited German currency? A: Question ... Read more

Q:Why did the man put his money in the freezer? A:('He wanted cold hard ... Read more

Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me $10?''But I only have $8,' his friend replied.That's OK, you can always owe me the other ... Read more

The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it ... Read more