How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
“We just report the facts, we don’t change them.”
How many journalists does it tak…
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How many librarians does it take…
How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
“I don’t know, but I can look it up for you.”
How many letters are there in th…
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Eleven. T-H-E A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T.
How many LA cops does it take to…
How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
How many lawyers does it take to…
How many lawyers does it take to grease a combine?
Only one if you run him through slowly!
How many lawyers does it take to…
How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?
Never enough.
How many firemen does it take to…
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four – three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
How many journalists does it tak…
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
“We just report the facts, we don’t change them.” Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a Pulitzer prize for reporting that Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.
How many maintenance programmers…
How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They try to fix the old one.”We looked at the light fixture and decided there’s no point trying to maintain it. We’re going to rewrite it from scratch. Could you wait two months?
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How many lawyers does it take to…
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they’d rather keep their clients in the dark.