How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
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How many chocolate bunnies can y…
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won’t be empty.
How many brewers does it take to…
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
How many C++ programmers does it…
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
“You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!”
How many chimney does Father Chr…
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?
Stacks !
How many hairs are in a dog’s ta…
How many hairs are in a dog’s tail?
None. They are all on the outside.
How many Histrionic P.D. does to…
How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?
“You want me to change the lightbulb?
I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don’t love me anymore!”
How many honest, intelligent, ca…
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
How many Java programmers does i…
How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket.
How many fishermen does it take …
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.