Author Archives: lennart

How many Dependent P.D. does to …

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None, he’s still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How many chocolate bunnies can y…

How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?

One. After that the basket won’t be empty.

How many Borderline P.D. does to…

How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. To threaten suicide if you don’t change it for him/her.

How many brewers does it take to…

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

How many cafeteria staff does it…

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

“Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I’ve just cashed up.”

How many chimney does Father Chr…

How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ?

Stacks !

How many cashiers does it take t…

How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

“Are you kidding?

They won’t even change a five dollar bill.”

How many bankers does it take to…

How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.the dentist, “what kind of filling would you like for that tooth?

“”Chocolate, please,” replied the youngster.

How many Buckeye football player…

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

How many C++ programmers does it…

How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

“You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!”