How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?
How many did it take last year?
How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?
“Sorry, we closed 18 seconds ago, and I’ve just cashed up.”
How many chocolate bunnies can you put into an empty Easter basket?
One. After that the basket won’t be empty.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. But he gets three hours credit.
How many bees do you need in a bee choir ?
A humdred !
How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. To threaten suicide if you don’t change it for him/her.
How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
“You’re still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!”
How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.