How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
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How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, to generate a “ChangeLightBulb” event to the socket.
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How many Histrionic P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?
“You want me to change the lightbulb?
I could burn my hand! I could be electrocuted! I could fall off the ladder and be paralyzed for life! You don’t love me anymore!”
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How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
Both of them.
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How many hairs are in a dog’s tail?
None. They are all on the outside.
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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four – three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
How many nurses does it take to …
How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None – They just have a nursing assistant do it.
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How many men does it take to put the toilet seat down?
Nobody knows, it hasn’t happened yet.
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How many nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just have a nursing assistant do it.As much as the doctor orders.
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
– None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.