Author Archives: lennart

How many schoolteachers does it …

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How many psychologists does it t…

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The light bulb will change itself when it’s ready.

How many seasons are there in a …

How many seasons are there in a dogs life ?

Just one, the moulting season !

How many psychologists does it t…

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes nine visits.

How many South Dakotans does it …

How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice fishing?

Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, and three to push the boat through.

How many psychologists does it t…

How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P….

How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.

How many Passive Aggressive P.D….

How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Oops.I can’t believe I broke the last one. I guess you’ll have to sit in the dark.

How many pilots does it take to …

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?

None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

How many psychiatrists does it t…

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

“How long have you been having this phantasy?

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