How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it is done by the automatic pilot.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
“How long have you been having this phantasy?
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How many Passive Aggressive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?
Oops.I can’t believe I broke the last one. I guess you’ll have to sit in the dark.
How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?
“How many do you think it takes?
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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?
Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one for each watt.
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.
How many physiotherapists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. They just give the dead bulb some exercises to do and hope it will be working a bit better the next time they see it.
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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one, provided there’s a programmer around to explain how to do it.
How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.