How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?
I don’t know the answer but I think I’m nearly there.
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How much for a haircut? Barber: …
How much for a haircut?
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave?
Barber: Ten dollars. Right – shave my head.
How many waiters does it take to…
How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, a burned out bulb can’t catch a waiter’s eye.
How many students does it take t…
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Light bulb changing isn’t in the course notes.
How many tax auditors does it ta…
How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
How many weeks are there in a li…
How many weeks are there in a light year?
How many tax advisors does it ta…
How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?
“In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue.”
How much money did the bronco ha…
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
How many triage nurses does it t…
How many triage nurses does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spend four hours in the waiting room.
How many Wake Forest fraternity …
How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M’s.