How old were you on your last birthday?
Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday?
Ten. Oh, I don’t think that’s possible. Oh, yes it is – I’m nine today.
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How much money did the bronco ha…
How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck!
How much for a haircut? Barber: …
How much for a haircut?
Barber: Fifteen dollars. How much for a shave?
Barber: Ten dollars. Right – shave my head.
How many tax auditors does it ta…
How many tax auditors does it take to find a $1.00 mistake in an expense report?
Three. One to find the mistake and two to discuss the significance of it.
How should you send a letter to …
How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
By hare mail!
How many students does it take t…
How many students does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Light bulb changing isn’t in the course notes.
How many tax advisors does it ta…
How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?
“In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii, dealing exactly with this issue.”
How to elephants talk to each ot…
How to elephants talk to each other ?
By ‘elephone !
How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking…
How to fleas travel ?
Itch hiking !
How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking…
How to fleas travel ?
Itch hiking !