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How to predict weather in Seattl…
How to predict weather in Seattle: If you can see Mt Ranier, it’s going to rain. If not, it already is.
How to you know that cows will b…
How to you know that cows will be in heaven?
It’s a place of udder delight.
Hubby – You always carry my phot…
Hubby – You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Wife – When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby – You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Wife – Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?
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Howard County Police officers st…
Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly.”Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs?
” she asked.”Yeth.” lisped the farmer.Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered: “Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs.”
How to you tell the difference b…
How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?
Try picking them up !
How would you get four reindeer …
How would you get four reindeer in a car?
Two in the front and two in the back!And how do you get four polar bears in a car?
Take the reindeer out first
How was the hamburger murdered?F…
How was the hamburger murdered?
First it was ‘rolled,’ then smothered in onions
How to fleas travel ?Itch hiking…
How to fleas travel ?
Itch hiking !
How to elephants talk to each ot…
How to elephants talk to each other ?
By ‘elephone !