I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi
I am not guilty – Wai Hang Mi…
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I bought a dog the other day… …
I bought a dog the other day… I named him Stay. It’s fun to call him… “Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!” He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He’s an East German Shepherd.
HWhy did the monster lie on his …
HWhy did the monster lie on his back?
To trip up low-flying aircraft.
Husband: What do you love most, …
Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
Wife: Your sense of humor.
I had a funny dream last night, …
I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you?
I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.
I got a letter from my sister. S…
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.
I got an anonymous letter today….
I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really – who was it from?
!
I had a dream you were a tire la…
I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.
I can’t decide whether to buy a …
I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow?
I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
I hate paying my income tax.You …
I hate paying my income tax.You should be a good citizen – why don’t you pay with a smile?
I’d like to but they insist on money