I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a “National Town Meeting.”
I don’t think this whole White H…
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I got an anonymous letter today….
I got an anonymous letter today. Oh, really – who was it from?
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I forgot my brother’s birthday l…
I forgot my brother’s birthday last month. What did he say?
Rick: Nothing, yet.
I don’t think my Mom knows much …
I don’t think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that?
Because she always puts me to bed when I’m wide awake, and gets me up when I’m sleepy!
I can’t understand why people sa…
I can’t understand why people say my girlfriend’s legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks – but they certainly don’t match.
I don’t think these photographs …
I don’t think these photographs you’ve taken do me justice.You don’t want justice – you want mercy !
I don’t know where you got your …
I don’t know where you got your face from, but i hope you have the receipt.
I got a letter from my sister. S…
I got a letter from my sister. She just had a baby. But she didn’t say whether it’s a boy or girl. So I don’t know if I’m an uncle or an aunt.
I got a call from a woman who wa…
I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown.started to explain the length of the flight and the passportinformation when she interrupted me with “I’m not trying to make you look stupid, but Cape Town is in Massachusetts.” Without trying to make her look like the stupid one, I calmly explained, “Cape Cod is in Massachusetts, Capetown is in Africa.” Her response… click.
I failed every subject except fo…
I failed every subject except for algebra.How did you keep from failing that?
I didn’t take algebra!