I can’t decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm. Well, wouldn’t you look silly riding a cow?
I’d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!
I can’t decide whether to buy a …
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I looked into a blonde’s eyes, b…
I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
I know a husband and wife who ha…
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive differentcars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their owncomputers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses andHome Pages. They say they’re doing everything they can to keep theirmarriage together.
I married Miss Right. I just did…
I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
I love the lines men use to get …
I love the lines men use to get us into bed. “Please, I’ll only put it in for a minute.” What am I, a microwave?
I live in a semi-rural area. We …
I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
I hear you take milk baths. That…
I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why?
I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!
I hear you’ve been tracing your …
I hear you’ve been tracing your ancestors on the internet…Yes – and it’s a mammoth task!
I just spotted a Chihuahua! That…
I just spotted a Chihuahua! That wasn’t very nice, you shouldn’t draw on dogs!
I haven’t spoken to my wife for …
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months! – I don’t like to interrupt her.