I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He shot me.
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I hear you’ve been tracing your …
I hear you’ve been tracing your ancestors on the internet…Yes – and it’s a mammoth task!
I hope you’re not one of those p…
I hope you’re not one of those pupils who spends all day on the Net and doesn’t get any exercise.Oh, no, miss, I often sit around watching TV and not getting exercise either.
I hear you take milk baths. That…
I hear you take milk baths. That’s right. Why?
I can’t find a cow tall enough for a shower!
I have this friend who has a rea…
I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won’t give him adivorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him ahappy man.
I haven’t spoken to my wife for …
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months! – I don’t like to interrupt her.
I see the baby’s nose is running…
I see the baby’s nose is running again,” said a worried father. “For goodness sake!” snapped his wife. “Can’t you think of anything other than horse racing?
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I see you’ve got your bill for u…
I see you’ve got your bill for using the InternetYes, and my dad’s really going to get the hump!
I spent the whole evening knotsu…
I spent the whole evening knotsurfing!Don’t you mean netsurfing?
No, everyone was complaining because I tied the computer up for ages!
I overheard a friend telling his…
I overheard a friend telling his pal, “I can’t break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning.””What is she doing?
“, the pal asks.”Waiting for me to get home.”