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I walked into a bar the other da…
I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double.The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.
I was going 70 miles an hour and…
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, -Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
– -Yes, officer, but I wasn’t going to be out that long.-
I was given the ultimatum 3 week…
I was given the ultimatum 3 weeks ago. She said “it’s me or your fishing.”Gee I miss her.
I was glad when one fish got awa…
I was glad when one fish got away.There just wasn’t room in the boat for both of us!
I took my son to the zoo yesterd…
I took my son to the zoo yesterday. Really, did they accept him?
I told you not to let those pigs…
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what’s happened. They’ve eaten all the dates off my calendar!
I use the internet to tell me wh…
I use the internet to tell me what the weather’s like.How do you do that?
I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it’s raining!
I used to not get on with my mot…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I’ve developed quite an attachment for her.It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!
I thought, Miss Smith, that you …
I thought, Miss Smith, that you wanted yesterday afternoon off because you were seeing your dentist?
That’s right, Sir.So how come I saw you coming out of the movie theatre with a friend?
That was my dentist.