I’m not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But that’s the problem – you don’t please anyone.
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I’ve Been Bitten! by A. Flea…
I’ve Been Bitten! by A. Flea
I’ve been shopping for my wife’s…
I’ve been shopping for my wife’s birthday present. What did you get her?
A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn’t you come to my house – you could have had some of ours for free!
I’m Absolutely Certain by R. U. …
I’m Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure
I’m not going back to school eve…
I’m not going back to school ever againWhy ever not?
The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
I’m learning ancient history ?So…
I’m learning ancient history ?
So am I, lets go for a walk and talk over old times !
I’d say he was spineless. Yes, a…
I’d say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.
I’m not rich like Jack, don’t ha…
I’m not rich like Jack, don’t have a mansion like Russell or have a Porsche like Martin but I do love you and want to marry you.I love you too, but what was that you said about Martin !
I’m always delighted when people…
I’m always delighted when people stick their noses in my business – my company makes paper tissues.
I’ve had a slight accident with …
I’ve had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas!Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition!That’s all right….now it’s a mint with a hole!