If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ?
Slippers !
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If a cat won an Oscar, what woul…
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
An a-cat-emy award.
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, …
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
I’ve lost my dog!Have you tried …
I’ve lost my dog!Have you tried putting a message on the Internet?
Don’t be silly, my dog never reads e-mails!
I’ve never been much on fashion,…
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there itwas, on the back of a kitchen chair.
I’ve just discovered a method fo…
I’ve just discovered a method for making wool out of milk! But doesn’t that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
If a beagle can’t play a bugle i…
If a beagle can’t play a bugle in the marching band, what’s his other favorite instrument to play?
A trombone.
If a farmer raises wheat in dry …
If a farmer raises wheat in dry weather, what does he raise in wet weather?
An umbrella.
I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had t…
I’ve sure gotten old. I’ve had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends.But…..Thank God, I still have my Florida driver’s license!
If a cowboy rides into town on F…
If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it?
The horse’s name is Friday!