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I’ve never been much on fashion,…
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there itwas, on the back of a kitchen chair.
If a band plays music in a thund…
If a band plays music in a thunderstorm, who is most likely to get hit by lightning?
The conductor.
If a hungry shark is after you, …
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
Jawbreakers!
If a lawyer and an IRS agent wer…
If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
If a woman is born in Italy, gro…
If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?
Dead.
If a flea and a fly pass each ot…
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?
Fly past flea.
If a four-legged animal is a qua…
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ?
A stri-ped !
If a fly has no wings would you …
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
If a fifty cent piece and a quar…
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?
The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).