If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no womenaround to hear him, is he still wrong?
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If a man was born in England, ra…
If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
Dead.
If a woman is born in Italy, gro…
If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she?
Dead.
If a four-legged animal is a qua…
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger ?
A stri-ped !
If a hungry shark is after you, …
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it?
Jawbreakers!
If a fifty cent piece and a quar…
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first?
The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
If a fly has no wings would you …
If a fly has no wings would you call him a walk?
If a flea and a fly pass each ot…
If a flea and a fly pass each other what time is it?
Fly past flea.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, …
If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
If Atlas supported the world on …
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?
His wife !