If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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If I had five coconuts and I gav…
If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?
I don’t know.Why not ?
In our school we do all our arithmetic in apples and oranges.
If Atlas supported the world on …
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ?
His wife !
If CON is the opposite of PRO, i…
If CON is the opposite of PRO, is congress the opposite of progress?
If Bill Gates had a dime for eve…
If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed…Oh, wait a minute, he already does.
If I had but one life to give fo…
If I had but one life to give for my country, it would be a lawyer’s.
If it took six pigs two hours to…
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs?
None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.
If buttered toast always lands b…
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
If doors have a website shouldn’…
If doors have a website shouldn’t windows have one too?
We’d better, or it will be curtains for us.
If an electric train travels 90 …
If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which direction is the smoke blowing?
There is no smoke from an electric train!