If doors have a website shouldn’t windows have one too?
We’d better, or it will be curtains for us.
If doors have a website shouldn’…
Leave a reply
Author Archives: lennart
If an elephant is the symbol of …
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of?
Any party where there’s lots of food.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, …
If athletes get athlete’s foot, then what do astronauts get?
Missile toe.
If necessity is the mother of in…
If necessity is the mother of invention, why does so much unnecessary stuff get invented?
If King Kong came to England why…
If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London?
Because he’s a beef-eater.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong t…
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.
If it weren’t for pick-pocketers…
If it weren’t for pick-pocketers, I’d have no sex life at all.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong t…
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ?
A lid !
If Microsoft built cars you woul…
If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car, then it would perform illegal operations and crash.
If love is blind, why is Lingeri…
If love is blind, why is Lingerie so popular?