If the State of the Union is really “the best it’s ever been” Why do we “need” dozens of new government programs to fix it!
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If the world is getting smaller,…
If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?
If there were no food left, what…
If there were no food left, what could people do?
Country people could eat their forest preserves and city people could have their traffic jams.
If the Pilgrims came over on the…
If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower, how did the barbers arrive?
On clipper ships.
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob …
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood andBill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win?
Dan Quayle. He’s the only one who knows that harass is one word.
If the dove is the bird of peace…
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love?
The swallow.
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON…
If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
If olive oil comes from olives, …
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus ha…
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
A subordinate claus.
If storks bring human babies, wh…
If storks bring human babies, what bring monster babies?
Cranes.