If the State of the Union is really “the best it’s ever been” Why do we “need” dozens of new government programs to fix it!
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If olive oil comes from olives, …
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
If two lawyers were drowning, an…
If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
If you crossed King Kong and a b…
If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have?
A ding-dong King Kong.
If they made a movie starring th…
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
If you didn’t get caught, did yo…
If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?
If you drop this book in a pig p…
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do?
Take the words out of their mouths.
If you crossed two cows with a f…
If you crossed two cows with a flock of ducks, what would you get?
Milk and quackers!
If you are driving at the speed …
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
If twenty dogs run after one cat…
If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?
Twenty after one.