If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
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If you are driving at the speed …
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
If we are a country committed to…
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
If you are standing in the main …
If you are standing in the main street of Amsterdam, and can’t see the clock tower of the Central Railway Station, that means it is raining. If you can see the clock tower, that means it is about to rain.
If twenty dogs run after one cat…
If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it?
Twenty after one.
If they made a movie starring th…
If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called?
Loch Jaws.
If you cross a telephone and a l…
If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
Snappy talk.
If you take half from a half dol…
If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have?
A dollar.
If you throw a great Ape into on…
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!
If you tell a joke in the forest…
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?