If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have?
A very large bedroom.
If you put 30 female Apes and 30…
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If you had a million dollars and…
If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left?
A million dollars minus 75 cents.
If you laid all the lawyers in t…
If you laid all the lawyers in the world head to foot around the Equator, then…Hey, come to think of it, that’s not a bad idea.
If you had fifteen cows and five…
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?
Plenty of milk !
If you had one dollar and you as…
If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
One dollar. You don’t know your arithmetic. You don’t know my father !
If you take an Oriental person a…
If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?
If you throw a great Ape into on…
If you throw a great Ape into one of the Great Lakes, what will it become?
Wet!
If you have a referee in footbal…
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls ?
Cornflakes !
If you have a referee in footbal…
If you have a referee in football, what do you have in bowls?
Cornflakes!
If you found a five dollar bill …
If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?
Someone else’s coat.