If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?
Plenty of milk !
If you had fifteen cows and five…
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If you had one dollar and you as…
If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
One dollar. You don’t know your arithmetic. You don’t know my father !
Igloo Buildingby S Keemo…
Igloo Buildingby S Keemo
If you want to get rich, why sho…
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?
Because silence is golden.
If your watch is broken, why can…
If your watch is broken, why can’t you go fishing?
Because you don’t have the time.
If your dog is barking at the ba…
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
– The dog. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
If your wife comes out of the ki…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you usually done wrong?
Made her chain too long.
If you’re fishing on ice, you sh…
If you’re fishing on ice, you should never tell a joke on ice. WHY?
?
?
The ice will crack up!
If you watch the way that many m…
If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
If you try to fail, and succeed,…
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?