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Is the squirt from an elephants …
Is the squirt from an elephants trunk very powerful?
Well, a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
Is that your face or are you wea…
Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus …
Is there a God?
A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Is chicken soup good for your he…
Is chicken soup good for your health ?
Not if you’re the chicken !
Is there a mouse in the house ? …
Is there a mouse in the house ?
No, but there’s a moose on the loose !
Is it true the pigs went over Ni…
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel?
No, that story’s just a lot of hogwash.
It only rains twice a year in Se…
It only rains twice a year in Seattle: August through April and May through July.
It had been snowing for hours wh…
It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: “Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing.” Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: “Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class.”
It seems a gentleman had too muc…
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before an accident in the opposite lane took his attention to more important matters.The inebriated driver, figuring that the trooper wasn’t coming back to him, drove home and went to bed. he was awakened in the morning by a knock at the door, created by two more state troopers.”Are you Mr. Johnson?
” the asked?
He admitted that he was.”Were you pulled over at Main Street last night for driving under the influence?
” Again, the man admitted that was he.”And what did you do then,” the troopers asked.” The man replied that he drove his car home and went to bed.”Where is your car now?
” the t roopers enquired. The man answered that it was in the garage.”May we see the car?
” asked the troopers. The man answered, “Sure,” and opened the garage.Inside the garage was the state troopers car.