Julie: What time is it?
Counsellor: Three o’clock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: What’s the matter?
Julie: I’ve been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!
Julie: What time is it?Counsello…
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Keep on Tryingby Percy Vere…
Keep on Tryingby Percy Vere
Karen: Have you noticed that Dad…
Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is sticking through his hair.
Kelly was standing in front of C…
Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, “I stopped it!” “I know, you idiot!” said the man. “I was pushing it!”
Julie had broken off her engagem…
Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. ‘I thought it was love at first sight,’ said Julie. ‘It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
Juggler, driving to his next per…
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those knives doing in your car?
” asked the officer. “I juggle them in my act.” “Oh yeah?
” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.” So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, “Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re making you do now!”
Knock KnockWho’s there !Aaron !A…
Knock KnockWho’s there !Aaron !Aaron who !Aaron the barber’s floor !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Aardvark…
Knock KnockWho’s there !Aardvark !Aardvark who ?
Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !
Knock KnockWho’s there !Abba !Ab…
Knock KnockWho’s there !Abba !Abba who ?
Abba’out turn !Quick march!
Knock KnockWho’s there !Abe !Abe…
Knock KnockWho’s there !Abe !Abe who ?
Abe C D E F G H… !