Judge: “Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?
“Defendant: “Yes, it’s true.”Judge: “Then, why don’t you just pay him back?
“Defendant: “Because it wouldn’t be true anymore.”
Judge: “Is it true that you owe …
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Judge: Are you married?A. No, I’…
Judge: Are you married?
A. No, I’m divorced.Judge. And what did your husband do before you divorced him?
A. A lot of things I didn’t know about.
Knock KnockWho’s there !A Fred !…
Knock KnockWho’s there !A Fred !A Fred who ?
Who’s a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
Knock knock. Who’s there? Baby O…
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Baby Owl. Baby Owl who?
Baby Owl see you later, baby not.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Underw…
Knock knock. Who’s there?
Underwear. Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?
Kelso met Hensley on the street….
Kelso met Hensley on the street. “Hey!” said Kelso, “how come I never hear from you?
Why don’t you call me on the telephone?
” “You ain’t got no tellyphone!” said Hensley. “I know,” said Kelso. “But you do!”
Julie had broken off her engagem…
Julie had broken off her engagement. Her friend asked her what had happened. ‘I thought it was love at first sight,’ said Julie. ‘It was, but it was the second and third sights that changed my mind.
Juggler, driving to his next per…
Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those knives doing in your car?
” asked the officer. “I juggle them in my act.” “Oh yeah?
” says the cop. “Let’s see you do it.” So the juggler starts tossing and juggling the knives. A guy driving by sees this and says, “Wow, am I glad I quit drinking. Look at the test they’re making you do now!”
Julie: What time is it?Counsello…
Julie: What time is it?
Counsellor: Three o’clock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: What’s the matter?
Julie: I’ve been asking the time all day. And everybody gives me a different answer!
Keep on Tryingby Percy Vere…
Keep on Tryingby Percy Vere