Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.
Customer: Waiter, this soup tast…
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Customer: Waiter, this food is r…
Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea …
Dad bought Mum a bone-china tea set for her birthday. How lovely!Yes, but he only did it so as not to have to do the washing-up. Mum’s too frightened he’ll break it!
Customer: You said these pants w…
Customer: You said these pants were pure wool, but the label says “all cotton.”Salesman: Oh, that’s just to keep the moths away.
Customer: Why is this sandwich h…
Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten?
Waiter: I didn’t have time to finish it.
Customer: Why is my hairline rec…
Customer: Why is my hairline receding?
Barber: It’s not. Your scalp is advancing.
Customer: Why don’t you have dog…
Customer: Why don’t you have doggie bags?
Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.
Customer: Why don’t you eat here…
Customer: Why don’t you eat here, waiter?
Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don’t want to compound the felony.
Customer: Why doesn’t your menu …
Customer: Why doesn’t your menu list prices?
Waiter: We didn’t want to make you sick before the food does.
Dad, do you like baked apples? Y…
Dad, do you like baked apples?
Yes son, why?
The orchard’s on fire.