Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.
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Did you hear about the Penn Stat…
Did you hear about the Penn State professor who went around in a revolving door for six hours because he couldn’t remember whether he was going in or coming out?
Did you hear about the rabbit wh…
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory?
Alike did was stand around making faces.
Did you hear about the Puerto Ri…
Did you hear about the Puerto Rican secretary who was getting so experienced she could type twenty mistakes a minute?
Did you hear about the pub owner…
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare!
Did you hear about the pigs who …
Did you hear about the pigs who took up motorcycling?
They wanted to catch bugs with their teeth.
Did you hear about the sick ghos…
Did you hear about the sick ghost?
He had oooooo-ping cough.
Did you hear about the rookie Rh…
Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?
Did you hear about the rich rabb…
Did you hear about the rich rabbit?
He was a millionhare!
Did you hear about the race hors…
Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?
They had to pay the jockey overtime!