Did you hear about the stupid photographer?
He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
Did you hear about the stupid photographer?
He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ?
He flew 57 missions !
Did you hear about the snobby cow?
She thought she was a cutlet above the rest!
Did you hear about the skunk who sat on a fan?
He got cut off without a scent!
Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn’t know who it was from.
Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ?
The candles melted in the oven.
Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?
Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to instil good table manners in her girls?
She told them that a well brought girl never crumbles her bread or rolls in her soup.
Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?
His horse drowned . . .
Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
It was looking forward to Christmas!