Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?
His horse drowned . . .
Did you hear about the stupid water-polo player?
His horse drowned . . .
Did you hear about the stupid turkey?
It was looking forward to Christmas!
Did you hear about the stupid snake?
He lost his skin.
Did you hear about the two podiatrists who opened their offices on the same street?
They were arch enemies.
Did you hear about the two peanuts walking in the woods?
One was “a-salted.”
Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time?
It was a dead heat.
Did you hear about the two little boys who found themselves in a modern art gallery by mistake ?
‘Quick,’ said one, ‘run ! Before they say we did it !
Did you hear about the two females who were watching a blonde walk by?
The first one said, “I wonder whether she’s a natural blonde or a bleached blonde.” Her friend said, “She’s a suicide blonde.”The other said, “Suicide blonde?
What’s that?
“The friend said, “Dyed by her own hand!”
Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater?
They went to see “Closed for Winter”.
Did you hear about the TV show with FBI agents and witches?
It’s called The Hex-Files.