Author Archives: lennart

Did you hear about the tree’s bi…

Did you hear about the tree’s birthday?

It was a sappy one!

Did you hear about the Universit…

Did you hear about the University of Miami fullback who stayed up all night studying for his urine test?

Did you hear about the underwate…

Did you hear about the underwater snooker player?

He was a pool shark!

Did you hear about the undertake…

Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the grave mistake?

Did you hear about the UCLA trac…

Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal?

He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

Did you hear about the vampire w…

Did you hear about the vampire who had an eye for the ladies?

He used to keep it in his back pocket.

Did you hear about the vampire w…

Did you hear about the vampire who got married?

He proposed to his girl-fiend.

Did you hear about the vampire w…

Did you hear about the vampire who died of a broken heart?

He had loved in vein.

Did you hear about the vampire i…

Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot?

He was a bite of the Round Table!

Did you hear about the vampire b…

Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people’s arms off?

It was a vicious cycle.