Did you hear about the unlucky man who bought some bananas?
They were empty.
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Did you hear about the whale who…
Did you hear about the whale who couldn’t keep a secret?
He was a blubber mouth!
Did you hear about the Western K…
Did you hear about the Western Kentucky professor who kissed the door goodbye and slammed his wife as he went by?
Did you hear about the Wall Stre…
Did you hear about the Wall Street investment banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
He’s so happy that he’s giving some serious thought to paying back his student loan.
Did you hear about the village i…
Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed?
He said he wanted to grow some birds.
Did you hear about the vampire w…
Did you hear about the vampire who joined an orchestra?
He stood on the roof and conducted lightning.
Did you hear about the witch who…
Did you hear about the witch who had the ugliest baby in the world?
She didn’t push the pram – she pulled it.
Did you hear about the witch who…
Did you hear about the witch who fed her pet vulture on sawdust?
The vulture laid ten eggs and when they hatched, nine chicks had wooden legs and the tenth was a woodpecker.
Did you hear about the witch who…
Did you hear about the witch who did a four year course in ugliness?
She finished it in two.
Did you hear about the witch who…
Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?