Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November?
She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
Did you hear of the pig who bega…
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Did you hear about the witch who…
Did you hear about the witch who went in for the lovely legs competition?
She was beaten by the microphone stand.
Did you hear about the witch who…
Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that when a tear rolls down her cheek it takes one look at her face and rolls straight up again?
Did you hear about the witch who…
Did you hear about the witch who was ashamed of her long black hair?
She always wore long gloves to cover it up.
Did you hear about the witch who…
Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg?
She kept trying to poach her ideas.
Did you hear the new penalty for…
Did you hear the new penalty for speeding in Illinois?
The first offense they give you Bears tickets and the second offense they make you use them.
Did you hear the joke about the …
Did you hear the joke about the two monsters who crashed?
They fell off a cliff, boom, boom.
Did you hear the joke about the …
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks!
Did you hear that the Post Offic…
Did you hear that the Post Office had to recall its series of stamps depicting famous lawyers?
People were confused about which side to spit on.
Did you hear that one of Santa’s…
Did you hear that one of Santa’s reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble?
Its true….Comet cleans sinks!