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Did you hear the one about the b…
Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed?
She couldn’t find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
Did you hear what happened when …
Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school?
The school nurse sent everyone to the croakroom.
Did you hear the story about the…
Did you hear the story about the razorback hog?
It’s pretty dull.
Did you hear the one about the p…
Did you hear the one about the phoney Cupid?
He was totally bow-gus!
Did you hear the one about the E…
Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee?
It’s a tender tail!
Did you like www.flower.com?Not …
Did you like www.flower.com?
Not at first….but it grew on me!
Did you know that heaven and hel…
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?
They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said “Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence.” Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence…but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before. “Satan!” beckoned God. “You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!” “Yeah?
What if I don’t?
” replied the devil.”I’ll sue you if I have to,” answered God.”Sure,” laughed Satan. “Where are you going to find a lawyer?
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Did you know that Dracula wants …
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian?
He’s looking for a crypt writer.
Did you know pillows have their …
Did you know pillows have their own website?
Really?
Well you could knock me down with a feather!