Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom?
While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.
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Diner: Could I have a glass of w…
Diner: Could I have a glass of water?
Waiter: To drink?
Diner: No, I want to rinse out a few things.
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hund…
Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The conductor came by and kneeled down beside him. “Don’t move!” said the conductor. “We’ve called an ambulance.” “Naw,” said the boy, getting to his feet. “I ain’t hurt so bad. That steel wall musta broke my fall!”
Did you say that you fell over f…
Did you say that you fell over fifty feet but didn’t hurt yourself?
Yes – I was trying to get to the back of the bus.
Diner: What’s wrong with these e…
Diner: What’s wrong with these eggs I ordered?
Waiter: Don’t ask me. I only laid the table.
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in…
Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir, it’s not that hot!
Diner: Waitress, the portions ar…
Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: It’s just an optical illusion. It’s just that the restaurant has been enlarged.
Diner: Waiter, please close the …
Diner: Waiter, please close the window.Waiter: Why, is there a draft?
Diner: Yes, it’s blown my steak off the plate three times.
Diner: May I please have a glass…
Diner: May I please have a glass of water?
Waiter: Why, are you thirsty?
Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.
Do fish get thirsty?…
Do fish get thirsty?