Do buses and trains run on time?
Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
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Do Apes kiss?Yes, but never on t…
Do Apes kiss?
Yes, but never on the first date!
Dispatcher: Nine-one-oneCaller: …
Dispatcher: Nine-one-oneCaller: Hi, is this the police?
Dispatcher: This is 911. Do you need police assistance?
Caller: Well, I don’t know who to call. Can you tell me how tocook a turkey?
I’ve never cooked one before.
Discipline in the Homeby Wilma C…
Discipline in the Homeby Wilma Child-Begood
Diner: Why are the waiters in he…
Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?
Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.
Do robots have sisters ?No, just…
Do robots have sisters ?
No, just transistors !
Do pigs like Backgammon? No, the…
Do pigs like Backgammon?
No, they prefer their backs scratched.
Do molecular biologists wear des…
Do molecular biologists wear designer genes?
Do hamburgers make good vampires…
Do hamburgers make good vampires?
No, because they always find themselves in ghoulash situations!
Do they really serve burgers in …
Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania?
Very rare-ly.