Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees?
The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.
Did you hear about the Murfreesb…
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Did you hear about the Montana m…
Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?
Did you hear about the overweigh…
Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?
The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!
Did you hear about the Omaha mot…
Did you hear about the Omaha mother who got tired of putting name tags on her son’s shirts, so she had his name legally changed to “Machine Washable”?
Did you hear about the Oklahoma …
Did you hear about the Oklahoma idiot who married an American Indian?
They had a baby and wanted to name it to reflect both races. So they called it Running Dummy.
Did you hear about the nurse who…
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to realize that she wasn’t at work anymore!
Did you hear about the new shark…
Did you hear about the new shark food restaurant called Jaws?
It costs an arm and a leg to eat there!
Did you hear about the piglets w…
Did you hear about the piglets who wanted to do something special for mother’s day?
What did they do?
They threw a sowprize party.
Did you hear about the pig’s vac…
Did you hear about the pig’s vacation?
They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
Did you hear about the pig who o…
Did you hear about the pig who opened a pawn shop?
He called it “Ham Hocks”.