Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?
Player: I finished it in three days!
Manager: I thought I told you to…
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Manager: Twenty teams in the lea…
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?
Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How?
Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
Manager: I thought I told you to…
Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet ?
Player: I finished it in three days !
Man: “How’s your history paper c…
Man: “How’s your history paper coming?
“Woman: “Well, my history professor suggested that I use the Internet for research, and it’s been very helpful. Man: “Really?
“Woman: “Yes! I’ve already located 17 people who sell them!”
Manager: I’ll give you fifty pou…
Manager: I’ll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year’s time?
Young player: OK, I’ll come back in a year’s time!
Manager: Twenty teams in the lea…
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom ?
Captain: Well, it could have been worse.Manager: How ?
Captain: There could have been more teams in the league !
Manager: Our new midfielder cost…
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder playerFan: Why’s that?
Manager: Everytime he plays I wonder why I bothered to buy him!
Mama Pig has a great, new kitche…
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.
Mama Pig has a great, new kitche…
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It’s called a garbage compactor.
Male secretary : “Feel free to u…
Male secretary : “Feel free to use my dictaphone.” New blonde employee : “No thanks, I’ll just use my finger like everyone else.”