My brother’s looking for a girlfriend. Trouble is, he can’t find a girl who loves him as much as he loves himself.
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My brother’s just opened a shop….
My brother’s just opened a shop.Really?
How’s he doing?
Six months. He opened it with a crowbar.
My brother’s a professional boxe…
My brother’s a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?
No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !
My boyfriend thinks I’m beautifu…
My boyfriend thinks I’m beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !
My barber is a specialist in roa…
My barber is a specialist in road map shaves. How come?
When he’s finished, your face is full of short cuts.
My Aunt Maud had so many candles…
My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !
Murphy said to his daughter, “I …
Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said, “But Father, I’m no longer a child!” He said, “I know, that’s why I want you home by eleven.”
Murphy and his wife, a middle-ag…
Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate moment, she nudged her husband and whispered, “Whistle and let that young couple know that someone can hear them.” Murphy said, “Whistle?
Why should I whistle?
Nobody whistled to warn me.”
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my C…
Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll?
Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up a…
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.